by Downer on Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:11 pm
I was sitting here in the cool awesome comfortableness that is my couch, and the nazi Kraut keeps saying "did you do it yet, did you do it?" Add to that the previous several hundred hints that I still need to introduce myself on the website. As though introducing myself here will allow me to be accepted into the world of the experienced airsoft players.
However, in an attempt to get Kraut off my back, and feel slightly safer with the reduction in violent gestures and stare downs from him, I will introduce myself.
My name is Cody, I go by downer often, and if you ever meet me I'm sure it will take a short amount of time to deduce why I was given this moniker. I am in the USAF, and don't exactly fit in, I generally tend to look like someone that has NEVER served in any capacity at all. I am married to a lovely stay at home mother, and have a small ginger baby to call my own.
My gear...is essentially non-existant, but is used even less frequently than it appears in our current reality. It shoots BB's and is powered by a small hamster that transfer's electricity to a small pitching squirrel, and is affected by gravity and the laws of physics just as much as your gun is.
I would love to shoot you (with an airsoft gun of course) and will try my best given the opportunity. I will try harder to participate in local games, and place even greater vigor into my attempts to attend larger functions (more target's, and human shields) Kraut will usually be my driver (like a paid one...that I'm not paying...and who doesn't get the door for me) he will also usually provide me with gear (so if I show up, just know there is less to borrow, and I got dibs on the good stuff).
A small note...I am also Kraut's boss...MUAHAHAHAHAHA